December 2011
My sleep cycle.
7AM:
5 PM:
3AM:
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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Being left home alone
When you were young
Now
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
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concupisco:
My new boyfriend is imaginary, but he’s really sweet so I’m willing to overlook a few imperfections.
loveyourchaos:
I always just want to reach out to people and yell, someone make me feel better, but I know that’s not the way this works.
Interviewer: How old is Hailie right now?
Eminem: She'll be 10 on Christmas.
Interviewer: Can you believe that, man?
Eminem: I don't understand what happened. She was just 4.
Interviewer: She was just a little cute girl, now she's old enough to be able to talk back to dad, isn't she?
Eminem: Yeah, she's also uh, gettin little secret admirer letters in the mail. From little boys in the neighborhood that think that she's pretty and you know, writin her and stuff like that, and I'm gonna break their necks.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
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frenchnavyy:
Tuesdaytuesdaytuesdaytuesday
that’s all I want right now.
fuck Christmas.
